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Darn.

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Double darn.

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I love it when she talks dirty.

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Mind if I try?

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I'm good at spacial relationships.

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Oh, no, I've really screwed it up.

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Is it just me, or is the resemblance
uncanny?

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slinky shoes in years.

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I was six when I got my first pair.

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Seven when we bought the new ceiling.

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Boy, you seem awfully chipper today,
sir.

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Well, it's hard to deny the spring in my
step, ain't it, Mac Muffin?

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What'd you do? Win the lottery?

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Better. Mel Torme finally signed your
adoption paper?

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Those bean counters in accounting have
seen fit to grant my request for a

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personal assistant.

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Now you can have help with your stuff.

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Right. Someone to handle the filing and
the correspondence. Somebody to do the

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case research.

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Someone to scrape the scum off your sea
monkey bones.

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Hey, there are no small jobs, only small
people.

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Hello.

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As if by example.

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Problem, Dan?

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Women.

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So who was it last night? The Soviet
gymnast? The farmer's daughter?

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One of those rubber -jointed ladies from
the freak shows who like to be

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handcuffed and twirled around by their
ponytails screaming for mercy till they

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black out?

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What?

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I'll have you know I spent last evening
in the company of a lady.

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What's the matter? Her owner whiffle
for?

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Rita was perfect, intelligent, bright, a
wonderful conversationalist. So what's

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the problem?

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Damn!

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Let's face it, Harry.

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I'm all washed up.

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Come on, Dan.

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So you... Say it.

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You... Come on, man. Say it.

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You had a little trouble launching the
old love boat.

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You're talking stuck in dry dock, Harry.

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Have you seen a doctor?

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Yeah, on my way in, he ran some tests.

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He said it was probably tension.

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I have been worrying about that job
interview lately.

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Well, yeah, I forgot about that. Have
you heard back from those people?

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night, I'm supposed to have dinner with
one of the senior partners.

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Well, that's probably it. Come on, Dan.

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You can't let this get to you.

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Come on. Every red -blooded American
male has had to face this problem at one

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time or another in his life.

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Has it ever happened to you? Hell no.

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You guys ready to do it?

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Some more than others.

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You know, I'm really glad that my
personal life is now everybody's

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Hey, don't get testy with me just
because your Dow Jones average hit us

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Dan, you know, there are several books
written on this subject that might be of

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some help to you.

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Such as?

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Well, The Little Engine That Could.

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Happens to every guy sooner or later.
Has it ever happened to you? Hell no!

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Excuse me.

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Hell no!

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Pardon me, sir. Your new assistant is
here.

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Oh!

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Am I in yet?

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Harry, she's blind.

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Ooh, who's the genius who figured that
out?

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Like cane, glasses.

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I think we got a real...

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This thing got a head on it?

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Hey, that's funny.

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Hi, I'm Judge Harry Stone. I've really
been looking forward to meeting you.

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Don't get out much, do you?

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Hi, I'm Christine Sullivan, and I think
it's inspiring to see someone overcome a

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physical challenge.

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Ooh, who's this? The missing Osmond?

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Risley on a moped is physically
challenged.

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Lady. I'm blind!

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Want to know what it's like to live in
the dark?

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There. How do you like it?

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Please, no more.

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Okay.

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Now listen up, because I'm only going to
say this once.

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My name is Joy Buscaglia. I touch type
60 words a minute, take dictation from

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transcription, and I'm fast as... in the
building at the Xerox machine.

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I don't have to close the lid.

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Now we're going to have a few ground
rules around here. One, we don't move

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furniture around.

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Two, no sneaking up on me.

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And three, I don't like chit -chat. Do
not ask how I am. I'm blind!

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That's how I am.

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Oh, I'm also hungry.

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So if anybody wants me, I'll be on my
break. Mac!

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Take me to the cafeteria.

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I want to sniff some entrees.

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She seems nice.

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Another senseless, flinky, shoe -related
accident.

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Sir, may I ask you a question about Joy?

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Sure. Can I kill her?

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I know she's a little abrasive, but...
She felt up my lunch, Harry.

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She what? She wanted to know if the
corned beef was lean, so she pawed it.

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Nobody gropes my Reuben.

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You're on Love Talk with Dr.

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Lucy. Who's this?

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Hello, Dr. Lucy. This is Seymour from
Queens.

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Yeah, I have a question.

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About impotency?

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Uh -oh.

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Gotta go, Dr. Lucy.

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Sir, do you think Dan's going to be all
right?

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Well, he's getting advice from the
finest medical experts in the field.

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him on his chest.

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Okay, who ordered the two dozen raw
oysters?

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Thanks for keeping this under your hats.

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At least we've got something under ours.

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Oh, Joy.

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Judge Stone.

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Just the man I was groping for.

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This chunk has got to go if I'm going to
be working here.

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Are you referring to my trinkets? I'm
referring to your crap.

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Your phone messages.

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Oh, thank you.

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Uh, excuse me, these are in Braille.

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Your father wants to know why you're
avoiding them.

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Your singles club canceled the hayride
because everybody else thought it was

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stupid.

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And some twerp named Rod phoned and said
he can't wait to see his lamby cakes

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for some smoochy pies.

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Gee, thanks.

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Yeah, your doctor phoned and said your
tests came out negative.

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Are you sure?

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Hey, it's a poor musician who blames his
instrument.

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Come on, Porcupine. We got more sunshine
to spread.

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Porcupine!

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The blind leading the blank.

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Hello?

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Corbin.

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From Corbin, Fulton, and Nordoff, you
applied for a job with us.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hi. That wasn't your fault. You never
know when you're going to get a bad one.

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Bad oyster.

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Bad, bad, bad oyster.

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Ah, well.

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I picked a very nice restaurant nearby
here for the interview.

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Actually, I'd rather conduct the
interview at my office.

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Oh, yeah, sure, sure. No problem.
Whatever.

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I've already had dinner.

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I can't wait to show you my list of
references.

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That won't be necessary.

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Not necessary? Am I still being
considered for the position?

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Oh, I'd say you're being considered for
several positions.

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Are you all right?

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Oh, fine.

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Oh, the silly goose that I am.

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It sounded sort of like you were making
a sexual proposition.

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You're a quick study fielding.

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I are?

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That's a point in your favor.

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Meet me here in 20 minutes.

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And be ready to show me some class
action.

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He's a psychologist.

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Is that corned beef?

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Everybody just keep your damn heads off
my sandwich.

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It's been a tough day for Roz and her
lunch meat.

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Doc, I want to talk to you about this
blind girl. Now, I'm afraid I've got to

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fire her.

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I hate to do it, but, hell, keeping her
on, that'd be like burning my face with

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a huge disfiguring blowtorch and
pretending it don't hurt.

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To paraphrase Freud, we all feel just
horrible about it. Yay!

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I fixed the funky shoes!

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I fixed the funky shoes!

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You must be very proud.

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Look, Harry, didn't she do a nice job?

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Thanks, Miss Sullivan.

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Did you talk to Joy's former supervisors
yet?

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Yes. And?

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Well, so far, Joy's the girl most likely
to be offered in a hostage swap.

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Oh, also, I found out... something
interesting. She's only been blind for

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years. Some sort of accident.

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Aha.

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Aha.

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Aha what?

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Sounds like a classic case of displaced
anger.

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I mean, this bitterness could just be a
symptom that she hasn't worked through

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the trauma of being robbed of her sight.

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Well, how's she going to react to being
fired?

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Oh, that depends on several factors.

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Does she own a gun?

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would do to have an office like this?

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Well, let's find out, shall we?

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Dealey Dan.

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Look, a fireplace.

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That's great.

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And a refrigerator.

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Keeps the hot side hot and the cold side
cold.

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Why aren't you over here on the hot
side?

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Believe me, most of me wants to be.

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What do you think?

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I think... I can see the Faranzano
Bridge from here.

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You know, that is the longest single
span in the world.

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Dan, come.

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I want you to make windows rattle in New
Jersey.

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Okay, be back in an hour.

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Dan! Wait, wait, hold it. Look.

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I can't explain it now, but...

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There's something about me that's a
little off.

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Say, you aren't one of those sickos you
hear on the radio call -in shows.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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Not me.

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It's just that I would really like to
discuss the job.

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And I'd like to discuss that story I
heard about you and the stewardesses on

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baggage carousel.

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Oh, that was just a little...

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My resume.

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You want to talk resumes. Others are
much more qualified than you.

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I know that, but... Wait a minute.

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Who's more qualified than I am?

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Everybody.

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Hold it a second. Wait a... You're
telling me that my skills as an attorney

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nothing to do with me being here?

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Yes.

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Now help me get this thing off. Whoa,
whoa, whoa. Put it back in neutral a

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second, sister.

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You know what?

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You want to call me in here, play your
little bedroom games, take shots at my

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manhood?

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That's fine.

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I get that all the time.

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All right, listen, I will admit that I
couldn't afford some snooty Ivy League

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education.

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You know, but when you get your degree
from the Bayou Academy of Law and

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Agriculture, you'll learn something
more.

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A fighting sow belly.

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What he wants.

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Can't be afraid to get your snout dirty.

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You know what? I live the law every day.

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The courthouses and the jails of New
York City.

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I may have barf in my cups when I get
home at night.

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But that's the way I like it.

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That's why I have the highest conviction
rate of any DA in this city. And that's

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why I have the lowest percentage of
overturned cases.

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And that's why you can say whatever you
want to about my manhood.

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But nobody, lady, nobody can touch Dan
Fielding in a court of law.

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Or for that matter, anywhere else.

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You mean... I mean, hold on to your
Dixie cups, babe. The salt shall rise

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You know what really gnaws at my gut,
Miss Sullivan?

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What's that, sir?

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How am I going to fire Joy without just
completely crushing her?

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Oh, I think she can handle it, sir. All
right, she's a little crusty, but that

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doesn't mean that she doesn't have
feelings.

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I just heard the greatest bus crash
outside.

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You're right, sir. She is a sensitive
soul.

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Is that your cologne?

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Or are you delivering soap cakes to the
urinals?

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Good luck, sir.

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So? Uh, Joy, here, have a seat.

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Joy, I've got something to say to you,
and I'm afraid it's not going to be

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Well, spit it out.

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I'm afraid I've got to let you go.

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You what?

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Now, I want you to know that your office
skills are terrific.

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I mean, the couple of days that you've
been here, you've really gotten the

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organized.

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My correspondence is all up to date, my
files look great, and boy, I could bring

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down a charging rhino with one of these
pencils.

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So I did a good job, and now you're
going to fire me?

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It's not the job, Joy. It's your
attitude.

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Now, I know you've had a rough time of
it. In fact, I've talked to a

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psychologist friend, and he's willing to
try to get you into his encounter

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group. If that's a burden on you
financially, I'll help you out of my own

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pocket. My point is that even though
this didn't work out, if there's

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can do for you, I'm here.

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I trashed your armadillo.

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What? You heard me? That armored rat of
yours is now sucking swill in the bottom

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of a dumpster.

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Clarence? He's in a dumpster?

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And he can take your encounter group and
roll it into a ball and stick it in

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your mail chute.

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Clarence!

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Pencil neck geek!

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Hello, Judge Stone.

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I'm Cooper from Personnel.

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Well, if it isn't the polyester
Pimpernel.

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My, aren't we cheery today.

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I have Miss Buscali's transfer papers.

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Hey, I'd love to stay and schmooze, but
I can tell you two civic giants want to

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be alone.

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Maybe you can rub your skulls together
and come up with a thought or something.

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You know,

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it's too bad we don't burn people at the
stake anymore.

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe none of us can
really understand how that accident

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affected Joy emotionally.

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Actually, it's made a big improvement.

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I beg your pardon?

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Oh, before the accident, she was really
obnoxious.

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She's improved quite a bit.

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How so?

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Well, she stopped biting, for one.

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Wait a minute. You're telling me that
that woman was born nasty?

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I got rid...

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I've got... I've got... Who could ask
for anything

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more?

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That was... That was... Volcanic.

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We aim to please.

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Toss me my other shoe.

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Do you believe it now?

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Yep, dinner break's over. Got places to
go. People to jail.

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It's going to be fabulous having you
around.

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If the furniture holds up.

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Alas, we will never know.

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What do you mean?

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What I mean is... Good luck in finding a
new attorney.

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Ciao, baby.

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You're turning down a six -figure salary
and a boss who's willing to work with

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you?

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Pro bono.

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Well, you see, the point is, I didn't
spend eight years in the DA's office

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to become somebody's high -priced office
gigolo.

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Oh, and, um... When you think of this
night, and you

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will... suffer.

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Laughter.

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little piece of rice?

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Or a silly little maggot?

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Definitely not Uncle Ben.

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Sir? Yeah?

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Is Joy... dead?

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No, Roz. I had her reassigned.

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Hey, Dan.

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Did you get the job?

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Nope.

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All the same, it would have been a shame
to lose you.

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Thank you, Harry.

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What happened?

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The desks were cramped.

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You know those disgusting animalistic
urges I

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used to torment you with?

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Yes. They're back.

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I'm taking Joy down to personnel.

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Okay, well... I, uh... I know there's
been some problems these past few days.

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And there's been some misunderstandings.
But just to leave on the right note...

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How do I do it?

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So, Curly, dinner tomorrow?

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My place?

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You bet. What should I wear?

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I'm blind, remember?

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Wear a car cover for all I care.

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Are you dating Joy?

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Uh -huh.

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Well, I don't mean to be a Budinsky, but
are you sure it's not just pity?

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No.

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I think she really likes me.